WUT.

GURL.NO, JUST NO. 

Long story short. There’s this Katniss girl that is poor and she has to do “illegal hunt” with a stupid boy named Gale (they kinda like each other but don’t say anything). And they live in Panem (What’s left of North America). There are 13 districts (which would be like states) and they live in the district 12. The capitol makes these games named “the hunger games”, they take one girl and one boy from each district and send them to this big rich Capitol and they make them all look pretty and give them a lot of food, then they send the “tributes” to the “arena” where they have to fight and kill each other until only one is left alive. When they’re picking the tributes in the district 12 Katniss’ little sister gets picked so Katniss is all like I VOLUNTEER AS A TRIBUTE and everybody is like :O !! and then PEETA, the most perfect, beautiful and sweet baker boy on earth gets picked too. So they start like this thing but Katniss is all worried about fucking Gale and then Peeta is all like REAL OR NOT REAL and then I’m like crying and not knowing what to do with my feelings that are exploding all over my room while Suzanne Collins is laughing behind her computer saying “mwa ha ha I love to play with your emotions”.